Jul
9th
Wed
9th
My name is Heather.
This is a place for baking and random thoughts.
You can contact me by: AIM- washingtonh8syou Email- heather[dot]is1337[at]gmail[dot]com
Man do I love late night vimeo stickam chats!!! Almost every time I leave my cheeks hurt a bit from smiling/laughing so much! Thank you all. <3.
Berry Diller is Neurotic:
Some things have come to my attention recently concerning Jakob Lodwick, one of the more unfortunate assets I acquired along with CollegeHumor awhile back. Namely, scribbled “evidence” that he’s two-timing me by paying low-level IAC deckhands to leave. It was some kid named Justin Omelette or something who worked at Vimeo, part of my Emerging Businesses division (which is internal speak for “special ed”) and now runs some flash in the pan called “Muxtape.”
Balderdash. You can’t two-time the Diller.
Here’s the thing about Lodwick, whom I really only kept around because his name evokes scurvy-laden cabin boys. He “founded” Vimeo, and under my watch he turned it into a hub for whiny hipsters sharing videos of their puppet shows while refusing to run ads from companies that weren’t “creative” enough. Creative my ass….Bla Bla Bla.Why would you put down a company you own? He must have a really specific strategy…
The rest is here if you actually care to read.
Make sure you check out the link.
I plan on having this play on repeat everytime I bake cookies, which is often.
Jul
8th
Tue
8th
About a month ago I offered up a bunch of free dinosaur prints I had made. I finally got them all sent this weekend. Here’s where they ended up. I hope they all arrive safe and sound. If you get one and want to send me a photo of you holding it, I won’t object.
just a note: the photos of the prints look pretty bad. I hadn’t looked at the actual prints in a while, and when I was putting them into the envelopes I was surprised how much better they look in person. Sorry again for the delay!
I missed out on this because I was sleeping and I remember waking up and reading about this and seeing that it was over and being sad.
man do I love the city (NYC)
I’m a total city person so it’s not just NYC, however I’ve been having such awesome times every time I go in that my love for the city of New York has grown crazy amounts. Yesterday was movie in the park where I drank wine, tried to catch up to friends on the way to the bathroom and slipped in mud, causing me to fall on my ass in front of thousands of people. I think I might do it again, minus the whole falling part on the 21st (the movie is going to be Arsenic and Old Lace). Maybe I’ll bake some cookies for everyone.
I didn’t sleep Sunday night and then last night I slept for 3 or 4 hours, I’m beat and totally going to bed. I have a new sleeping schedule where I can only sleep every other day apparently and I do not approve.
Jul
7th
Mon
7th
I just fell on my ass in the mud, in front of over a thousand people. I wish it was caught on film!
