finding drunken conversations is the...
Christopher: I actually appreciate your support. You're probably super drunk, call up Ben for a Munchkin Booty call. HOPE YOU GET THE REFERENCE.
Heather: hahahah, I was going to play that last night but all of a sudden everyone else wanted to playcatch phrase. (and I'll take two booty calls, thank you very much!!)
Christopher: Don't tell me that, tell him that. Don't you live in like WASHINGTON or something?
Heather: hahah, yeah, I live in Olympia
Christopher: You should throw some internship ideas at Ben or something.
Heather: I used to live in PA
Christopher: Because he is moving in August.
Heather: I always want everyone to move out here!! I feel like he's going to end up in Chicago
Christopher: He was talking about it but I kind of super hope he lands an internship. I dunno...
Heather: Chicago as lovely as it is, I'm so glad moving there fell through for me
Christopher: If he moved in with Debaser I think they would both gain weight.
Heather: I would be such a drunk if I moved there
Christopher: Throw an internship at Ben, you prude.
Heather: HAHAH, "internship"
May 21st
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange:
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'
Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
Citibank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'
Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'
Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax :
Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'
Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her.. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'
Citibank: 'That might help...'
Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'
Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'
(from http: //victoriarwood.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/09/2797450-cancel-your-credit-cards-before-you-die)
May 11th