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(via Pinup Girl Clothing)  This site has so much stuff i...
May 31st

about to go to bed...

I just got home about 15 minutes ago and had an awesome night.  and for those of you who don’t...
May 31st
It’s a beautiful day.
May 31st
I stole this from Jana, but I know you fuckers all love...
May 31st

I plan on drinking so many beers...

and forgetting about the fact that I work so much and have nothing to show for it.  so if you get...
May 31st
cameronchristopher: Outside right now. I love gutter water;...
May 31st
capucha: A foretaste of summer. oh my goodness, her bathing...
May 30th
hayekd: I am now at the age where my responsible friends,...
May 30th
Smile Friday, just a wee bit late.
May 30th

best myspace message ever?!

so I got a message today from someone named Dad!… I thought maybe it was Amanda’s dad...
May 30th
ianlee: (via futuremilk) Good night………………… so cute I...
May 30th
thisisanna: bakeurfaceoff: thisisanna: i saw this pin...
May 30th
thisisanna: i saw this pin and thought of ChrisNOISE so i...
May 29th
I love that there’s a place that grows grass just to dig it up and lay down on your lawn!
May 29th

Got my flight home!!!!

Friday, June 19 Depart Seattle 10:35 p.m. Arrive Phila. June 20 6:32 a.m. Monday, June 29 ...
May 29th
A Softer World: 440
May 29th
I’m totally freaking out because I’m not quite sure how I’m going to get gas in my...
May 29th
Warch Watch
State Farm commercial “I’ll Be There” Sometimes I’m such a girl; like just...
May 29th
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Brian McKnight’s “You’re the Only One For Me” This song just popped into my...
May 29th
karenabad: A project collaboration with Shane Blomberg...
May 29th
cameronchristopher: LOVE LOVE there should be a stickam...
May 29th
foodwhore: banana bread french toast oh my goodness, if...
May 29th
Tramp by lush is amazing!!  For some reason I’m just...
May 29th
poortaste: via Burning Man for years now I’ve been...
May 29th
Listen Listen
caseydonahue: It’s also up on our muxtape CHECK IT! mightydelaware: Fact Rap Check back here...
May 29th
I’m totally that (cute) fat girl who happens to be a friend to all guys. I’m stuck and...
May 28th
matthewgruman: GPOYW, hanging out last year with the boss’s...
May 28th
so i had this weird dream that involved so many people that can read this.  I was having a party and...
May 27th
A Softer World: 439
May 27th
When i shower tomorrow, it will mark three days without a shower, and i wonder why i’m single....
May 27th
I miss these days!
May 27th
andreasjp:misterdan:stephencmr: Fuck! I can’t wait...
May 27th
andreasjp: carolinemartin: Come get in on this....
May 27th
matthewmalabanan: iamtherog: and this is what the...
May 27th

COME VIDEO CHAT WITH US

loonachic: hannahmaimai: awesome-everyday: stickam.com go to group chat chatroom name:...
May 26th
Warch Watch
samreich: “The Kindle 3,” written by Dan and Patrick, directed by Josh.  Digg it. “it plays...
May 26th
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jakeandamir: Understudy so I haven’t really loved any recent Jake and Amir’s, but I...
May 26th
(via smut-to-go)
May 26th
This isn’t even a big holiday, but after being away from my family for everyone since...
May 25th
A Softer World: 438
May 25th
andreasjp: i need more plaid in my life i didn’t know anyone else knew about Lush besides me (one...
May 25th
sometimes I actually say OFN out loud while reading posts on tumblr. the reason I’m happy...
May 25th
So fucking nice out i work all day!
May 24th

worst day everrrrr...

Tomorrow I work 7am-10pm, Monday I start at 7 again.  I don’t know if you guys know this, but...
May 24th
juliaheffernan: omnialx: kakelyn: ...
May 24th

about me

andreasjp: All of mine are in tubs in my closet back home. my Beanie Buddies (the big ones) i give...
May 23rd

about me

andreasjp: in yokurts post he mentioned Beanie Babies. a quick not about myself. in middle school...
May 23rd

WE HAVE ANTS!!!!

May 23rd
anjalouise:poppetry:(via smut-to-go) I want there to be...
May 23rd
I love being drunk enough to remember the night, but feel awesomely drunk all at once!!  I had a lot...
May 23rd
Warch Watch
caseypugh: I wish I had watched this as a child. this is so intense.
May 22nd
A Softer World: 437
May 22nd
I don’t know why I always want to watch things that make me cry.
May 22nd

The A House

ianlee: It’s that time of the year when that certain part of the street becomes very warm and full...
May 22nd
texasgentleman: mattschwarz: Dan got caught in the...
May 21st

finding drunken conversations is the...

Christopher: I actually appreciate your support. You're probably super drunk, call up Ben for a Munchkin Booty call. HOPE YOU GET THE REFERENCE.
Heather: hahahah, I was going to play that last night but all of a sudden everyone else wanted to playcatch phrase. (and I'll take two booty calls, thank you very much!!)
Christopher: Don't tell me that, tell him that. Don't you live in like WASHINGTON or something?
Heather: hahah, yeah, I live in Olympia
Christopher: You should throw some internship ideas at Ben or something.
Heather: I used to live in PA
Christopher: Because he is moving in August.
Heather: I always want everyone to move out here!! I feel like he's going to end up in Chicago
Christopher: He was talking about it but I kind of super hope he lands an internship. I dunno...
Heather: Chicago as lovely as it is, I'm so glad moving there fell through for me
Christopher: If he moved in with Debaser I think they would both gain weight.
Heather: I would be such a drunk if I moved there
Christopher: Throw an internship at Ben, you prude.
Heather: HAHAH, "internship"
May 21st

I might get to go to school for free!!!

My dad just got the news that he got approved for full benefits from the VA.  They pay for school up...
May 21st
The sky looked so awesome earlier.
May 21st
suitep: thedailywhat: Ivette. You and me, right? ha I...
May 21st
karenabad: GPOYW - May 20, 2009 My buddy Jacob who plays...
May 21st
balltillifall: I was driving around downtown Minneapolis a...
May 20th
duplo: kimboslice: aliexplainsitall: 15 celebrities...
May 20th
Listen Listen
hatstamp: chriscantwell: Hulk Hogan - I Want to Be a Hulkamaniac so this was actually part of...
May 20th
I love getting packages, it’s like christmas!  Thanks...
May 20th
drunk and watching Step Up 2. yep life. <3.
May 20th

champagne is my friend

game nights + champagne + some of the best people I’ve even met = happy heather. If...
May 20th
Game night.
May 20th
Just so everyone knows it’s busta, cher, and joe cocker’s birthdays right now.
May 20th
Warch Watch
karenabad: <3 this is so cute/awesome.
May 19th

Just so everyone knows

Michelle (loonachic) is amazing.  I will post a picture why later, right now I have to drink (get...
May 19th
matthewgruman:driven47: (via corwood)
May 18th

This is some crazy shit...

I’ve lost 20 pounds since moving to Washington.  I don’t feel like it, and I sure as...
May 18th
matthewmalabanan: ““I always crushed on Alyson but never imagined things would work out how they...
May 18th
A Softer World: 436
May 18th
WTF Monday: it’s light, i’m still awake?
May 18th
Warch Watch
Us Right Now:: August 1, 2007 7:42pm (via Traci) I miss this girl and the ridiculousness that...
May 18th
“A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.”
— Charles Gordy
May 18th
Warch Watch
Curried Lentil Soup (this link is part one, the video above is part two) I need to get a slow...
May 18th
Warch Watch
I’m really missing my cats right now and want to run out and get myself a kitten!
May 18th

Things I'm afraid of:

spiders (not all) moths (i know this is weird, they gross me out) bees that sting,...
May 18th

Hey tumblr...

anyone that’s still up, if you want to answer these questions that would be awesome. ...
May 18th
Warch Watch
texasgentleman: This bucks the trend of boring wedding video like no other. It’s so cute I want it...
May 18th

good night.

bowling and denny’s. pictures and video were taken but I have no way to upload them onto a...
May 17th
I’m sitting here sewing sequin head bands together before we go bowling, it’s the first...
May 17th
hannahmaimai:finallyseeing: (via icanread) I need to hang...
May 17th
I hate that I feel bad telling a job I can’t work; not being sick, but them calling and needed...
May 16th
You know it’s nice out when dudes start driving without shirts! HAH. Could you image if chicks...
May 16th

oh life, you slay me.

I don’t know why this shit surprises me anymore. I need to remind myself that’s just how...
May 15th
“I’m probably the best roommate you will ever have, just try...”
— Daniel Hayek, whom I will be...
May 15th
I need to start writing in my journal again; I can’t handle everything that’s going...
May 15th
A Softer World: 435
May 15th
karenabad: I bought myself a Special Edition Moleskine...
May 14th
GPOYW: it’s 9 o’clock, lost is on, and I...
May 14th

Year One

wanna see it. just sayin’
May 14th
I have such a good mom and don’t even deserve it. Sure we don’t always get along.  Sure...
May 14th
malty: influent: Fat Tire . First (legal) Georgia...
May 13th
Making of A Softer World
May 13th
Warch Watch
cameronchristopher:joshuar:capucha:hobart: Elderly Piano Duet - CollegeHumor Video this makes...
May 13th
Warch Watch
caseypugh: We recently converted all of our old VHS and 8mm to digital. This is probably my favorite...
May 13th

things i should do tomorrow...

paint my toe nails, put laundry away, wash the rest, clean my room and bathroom, make pockets for...
May 13th
I just ran into this picture online a few seconds ago and...
May 13th
sometimes I wish I would have listened to Walla years ago;...
May 13th
so I don’t even want to lose a ton of weight, I just...
May 13th

I wish I knew someone who knew how to...

I would get them to make up a dance for me to do, so I could make a fool out of myself on Jimmy...
May 13th
lessee: shinyredballoon: WANT. oldfilmsflicker:(via...
May 13th
A Softer World: 434
May 12th
Worst cramps ever. Kind of feel like i’ll throw up again from them if i eat. Rather be a dude.
May 12th
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange:
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'
Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
Citibank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'
Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'
Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax :
Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'
Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her.. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'
Citibank: 'That might help...'
Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'
Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'
(from http: //victoriarwood.newsvine.com/_news/2009/05/09/2797450-cancel-your-credit-cards-before-you-die)
May 11th
Warch Watch
suitep: The latest sensation from Britain’s Got Talent. Simon’s reaction? “That shouldn’t have...
May 11th
I always thought there was no such thing as too much garlic; today I proved myself wrong!
May 11th
caseydonahue: Nike Hypermax McFly and Tennis Ball...
May 11th
Listen Listen
capucha:labarceloneta:rockuboff:alohanico: Regina Spektor - ‘Laughing With’ Her brand new...
May 11th
suitep:aberjona: bigfun: cubedeight: I have you now. ...
May 11th
Warch Watch
caseydonahue: This is incredible madeupmemories: soupsoup: Motherlover. I wish I was half as...
May 10th
Warch Watch
rkb: How much do I love Adira Amram and “Mom Song”? Go Adira and her rockin’ leotards!
May 10th
So i’ve decided when i wake up tomorrow i will be only following people i know/really like...
May 10th

Dear matthewgruman,

sorry I have the worst memory ever, that was eight months ago though and I rarely remember things...
May 10th

pathetic

that’s me, I just had to stop myself from crying (after maybe five minutes of doing so)...
May 10th
via photololz.com
May 10th
Listen Listen
matthewgruman: myeviltwin: kapi: Spice Girls - Wannabe (via p0pmusic) I don’t think I’ve...
May 9th
I just want to be happy for once, and smile because I truly mean it (not because I know I should...
May 9th

OPRAH BROKE KFC!!!!

May 9th
“hello! i’m ready. you know, qvc, hsn, whatever it’s called,...”
— betsey johnson just made me...
May 9th
knowing you’re working at a job you hate and coming home to drink the sucky day away, kind of...
May 9th
malty: I want this dress (and no, I’m not going to wear it...
May 8th
Warch Watch
Mika talking about the new website/upcoming acoustic tour.  I love this man and wish he’d come...
May 7th
hatstamp: morebetter: (click image to enlarge) I forgot...
May 7th
Warch Watch
House dancing to Fight the Power. so good, i love this man.
May 7th
Raspberry Dress (via anja louise verdugo) I want to own...
May 7th
Academy of Burlesque
May 7th
(via cameronchristopher) man everytime i see pictures of...
May 7th
GPOYW: staying in my pjs all day.
May 7th
A Softer World: 433
May 6th
“You’ve seen their neighborhood prints, now check out...
May 6th
A Softer World: 432
May 5th
Millions of burritos, burritos for cheap. Millions of burritos, burritos for me (amanda and katie)!
May 5th
A Softer World: 431
May 5th
laydown: ““I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I...
May 4th
Warch Watch
Watch the moment Liverpool Street Station danced to create this special T-Mobile Advert. ...
May 4th
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The exclusive 4 minute extended version of the moment 13,500 people sang Hey Jude together in...
May 4th
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justin: happycap: I can’t sleep (once again) so here’s a baby porcupine eating a banana.  Enjoy. ...
May 4th
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dalasverdugo: sharingtime: purns: Oh, what’s this? …is it…Donald’s new show on NBC? WHY YES, YES...
May 4th
jermbob: I love it when a really tall person stands right in...
May 4th
It’s not even ten yet and I’m totally tired.  sleep will come early.
May 3rd
matthewgruman: Make, via Lifehacker want.
May 3rd
Warch Watch
Conjoined twins country music video. Conjoined. Twins. Country. Music. Video. (via...
May 3rd

Hey Portland-ers

Anyone like the band Cloud Cult?!  I’m thinking about coming down next Sunday to see them and...
May 2nd
smile friday.
May 2nd
allisonweiss: Vegans beware. even not vegans!! meat that...
May 1st
duplo: Look at these cute patterns. Do you think if I...
May 1st
katiejo: sumfight: Pandas don’t know how to use slides ...
May 1st