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2009

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January
Anytime I think life will get better it gets worse. Fuck you.
Jul 1st
ever realize that people talk about you with a little negative undertone to make themselves seem...
Jul 1st
A Softer World: 455
Jul 1st
A Softer World: 454
Jun 30th
Landing in Denver; hardly any trees, I love being able to...
Jun 30th
Forget almost crying, the kids broke down once she got on the plane. I’m a big softy...
Jun 29th
loonachic: i attended a triathlon yesterday and ran in to...
Jun 29th
DFW is a depressing airport with all these soldiers and their families! PS- I’ve almost...
Jun 29th
This would be a cute tattoo! cameronchristopher: pauk: ...
Jun 29th
A Softer World: 453
Jun 29th
Warch Watch
amandaly nferri: dangurewitch: Web Site Story, CollegeHumor’s Internet musical. This is a...
Jun 29th
Worstmomever? This lady just refused to give her seat next to her husband to her teenage daughter...
Jun 29th
On my way to the airport, i’ll be cutting it close; which is normal when both my mom and I are...
Jun 29th

Embarrassing fact about me:

At almost 26, sometimes I’m still afraid to go outside alone at night. This may or may not...
Jun 29th
Packed my bag, picked what I’ll wear, decided what snacks to take along; now the big question,...
Jun 29th
cameronchristopher: Singing. Driving.
Jun 29th

R.I.P

WTF? How many celebrities can die in a week?! ...
Jun 28th

What NYC church has the best music?

oats: I want to go to church today in Manhattan - like an 11a service, preferably in Manhattan. ...
Jun 28th
On the way down… Look who I ran into while picking...
Jun 28th
I totally would if I still lived on the east coast! ...
Jun 27th
BANGARANG!!!
Jun 27th
dailyotter: Via I’m so glad I follow dailyotter;...
Jun 27th
smut-to-go: audrey I would love to be able to wear stuff...
Jun 27th
I’m going to miss this lady!
Jun 27th
cameronchristopher: faucet: (via scenicworld) I want...
Jun 27th
Listen Listen
joshuawolf: Don’t Deconstruct - Laura Shortt edition i’m not that simple, i swear
Jun 27th
Jun 26th
Listen Listen
Definitely summer!
Jun 26th
Lunch: jasmine rice with chicken in a tangy marinade that I...
Jun 26th
A Softer World: 452
Jun 26th

Last night (she said)...

Last night in my conversation the person was paying me compliments; I do not take well to such...
Jun 26th
So the other day I was talking about not having a crush/interest in awhile. Last night I talked to...
Jun 26th
We actually talked about this poster at dinner tonight. How...
Jun 26th
This just made me think of andrea’s videos. loonachic: we should all do the moon walk for...
Jun 25th
Today is kind of ridiculous!
Jun 25th
Me, Gleni, and Lucas from Ha Ha Tonka.
Jun 25th
R.I.P., Farrah Fawcett
Jun 25th
A Softer World: 451
Jun 25th
This is for CaseyD. and so I can show my sister later! ...
Jun 25th
I realize it’s not smile Friday, but there’s...
Jun 25th
I want to stand next to Dwight Howard, he is a gentle giant! Also I will always love Jimmy Fallon.
Jun 25th
Yep, Conan just got molested by a python. I love this man. ...
Jun 25th
I’m almost positive we’d be friends irl, and...
Jun 25th
jermbob: dailyconcertinfo: Sunny Day Real Estate has...
Jun 24th

a couple things:

I like being on vacation because I can be as gross as I want and wear the same thing everyday. ...
Jun 24th
GPOYW: home sweet home
Jun 24th
And this lady. I’ve missed these guys!
Jun 24th
Seriously.
Jun 24th
Love this dude, still holds the key to my heart.
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
karenabad: Dear Capucine, Happy 5th Birthday! We love you! Love, All of us at Vimeo.
Jun 24th
This is how I feel today and plan on staying in bed for most...
Jun 24th

The More You Know

When I lived in Boston, there was an Asian couple that did this and weren’t homeless! ...
Jun 24th
A Softer World: 450
Jun 24th
Once I’m on a real computer I will post the real...
Jun 24th
A Softer World: 449
Jun 24th
A Softer World is gonna wreck your feng shui
Jun 23rd
Why is it that some of the best naps are taken in a mom bed?
Jun 23rd
Had to get off the subway multiple times so I didn’t vom everywhere!
Jun 23rd
Such a good night; I want pizza!
Jun 23rd
If you don’t know who Via Audio is, check them out!
Jun 23rd
Jun 23rd

I haven't smiled this hard for a band in...

Yep!
Jun 23rd
Disabled train, have to go west, to get east. Yep now I really feel like I’m in jersey!
Jun 22nd
I’ll be on Brooklyn tonight seeing Via Audio!
Jun 22nd

Worsty

So I’m starting to think they need barf bags for the subway; this is the fourth person in two...
Jun 22nd
A Softer World: 448
Jun 22nd
jermbob: Please tell me this is what you look like...
Jun 22nd
While my farts may not smell like roses; they do smell like the inside of a pumpkin! Just a lttle...
Jun 22nd
Not going to lie, I’m worried about this guy.
Jun 21st
At my dad’s watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Man do they keep it classy, I...
Jun 21st
Visiting my dad in Smithville, NJ; it’s not a real...
Jun 21st
I’m going to be in the city tomorrow early afternoon, anyone want to get a cheap lunch?...
Jun 21st
Happy father’s day, dude!
Jun 21st
“Mami got an ass like a donkey with a monkey, looking like...”
— Song I just heard on the...
Jun 20th
Also, ever since I was younger I have looked forward to...
Jun 20th
Luckily I had kind of already got a shot.
Jun 20th
Philly skyline. I asked my sister to take a picture, this is...
Jun 20th
Listen Listen
Home with my sisters!
Jun 20th
After more than 24 hours of traveling, here I am!
Jun 20th
Merightnow: June 19th,2009 @ 9:19 Laying on the airport...
Jun 20th
suitep: You know this is for you. You’re next. 
Jun 20th
(via smut-to-go) This photo series of Elvis, are some of my...
Jun 20th
suitep: Reblogging for AA even though she’s probably...
Jun 20th
A Softer World: 447
Jun 20th
Bad day traveling; get a shot of GG and a beer, cures everything!!!!!!
Jun 20th
Just cried/had an anxiety attack for am hour straight....
Jun 19th
I’m crying in public and an ugly cry too. Can someone please help me with my fucking iPhone...
Jun 19th
Hello Phoenix! One more flight and I’ll be in...
Jun 19th
One flight down, two to go. Man do I love this phone!
Jun 19th
I think they’re doing the weather! I sat down and they...
Jun 19th

I lost my phone?!

and all of your numbers.  too much champagne is to blame.  give me your number or text me and let me...
Jun 19th
yvynyl: mirrorelvis. whatababe.
Jun 19th
I just had a serious deja vu moment. I also somehow lost my phone last night!  I kind of need it...
Jun 19th
I’m baking cookies mother fucker, what you think about that? Totally have been drunkenly...
Jun 18th
A Softer World: 446
Jun 18th
Warch Watch
karenabad: I shot and edited Dan giving us a tour of Vimeo Channels! “trees in boxes channel;...
Jun 17th

Put this under: Old AIM conversations...

box vs box : help?
box vs box : sure...
box vs box : must of came from my mom's humble abode
box vs box : only way how
box vs box : sorry
box vs box : heather
lipshurtrealbad : huh?
box vs box : this is robwert
box vs box : damn keyd board
lipshurtrealbad : hi
box vs box : might of been my step bros
box vs box : how are you?
box vs box : hopefully well.
box vs box : pretty girls like you deserve much in life
lipshurtrealbad : ahhh, pretty good, tired, just got back from my one job, thinking abobout taking a nap before I go to my other job
box vs box : my mom says sorry, it was her
box vs box : you have 2 jobs
box vs box : ?
box vs box : damn in it
box vs box : you are one industrious woman
lipshurtrealbad : heh, it's quite alright and yes I do, I'm saving for my move to Boston.
box vs box : cool
lipshurtrealbad : indeed, well i think I'm going to go nap now. maybe we'll talk another time!
box vs box : ok heather, have a good nap. best wishes
box vs box : sleep well with my warm intentions
box vs box : may they gfan your frme tom sleep
box vs box : damn keyboard
box vs box : pffttt....
lipshurtrealbad : heh, thank you sir! have a glorious day!
box vs box : you too heather
box vs box : salutations and respect towards your ladyship
box vs box : damn cute women
box vs box : everywhere but in front of me
lipshurtrealbad : heh, well thank you<3!
box vs box : yuor welcome heather. you are still my crush
box vs box : damn internet
box vs box : no connection in a realistc sense
box vs box : only a tease you dam electric box signal
lipshurtrealbad : heh, truetruetrue, and I don't mean to cut it so short, but sleep is a must at this point!
Jun 17th
Warch Watch
capucha: (via themaykazine) amazing!
Jun 16th
trying these right now for the first time, in fresh scent.
Jun 16th

Plan for tonight:

drink beers, do laundry, clean apartment, and dance around like an idiot the entire time!
Jun 16th
A Softer World: 445
Jun 15th
Starting again. Can’t sleep til the sun comes up.
Jun 15th
Kind of center/right: a kiss
Jun 15th
Put this under: things that make me smile!
Jun 15th
for some reason I always that the 1 off in the amount of people that follow me and my tumblarity.
Jun 15th
ianbroyles: I’m heading to the Pacific Northwest for two...
Jun 15th

I attended a Glamour Shots themed...

awesome-everyday: Don’t be jealous. Pictures soon! this is a good idea.
Jun 14th
Melbourn Bros Organic Strawberry Ale.  Trying this right...
Jun 14th
jakelodwick: If you’re not working out with Nick Gray, you...
Jun 13th

maaannnnn

i still want to make my tumblr all pretty. cupcakes and cute shit, and really bright.  One day I...
Jun 13th

I can't sleep

and I have to be up in four hours!!! plus tomorrow is another long day of working. 7:30-2:30 @panera...
Jun 13th
Totally getting this on Tuesday; I’ve never felt so...
Jun 13th

best drunk dial ever?!

I think so!
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
Immersion: Porn by Robbie Cooper In a film of startling power and unsettling intimacy - produced...
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
dalasverdugo: Hammer Pants Dance (HD) (via AETV) via DJ Douggpound this is wonderful.
Jun 13th
karenabad: Nyc. dear lady, you are amazing, wonderful, and...
Jun 13th

I would like to go out tonight

malty: would you like to join? or was asking over tumblr too dorky? or are you the dork for reading...
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
smut-to-go: fred astaire + michael jackson = smooth criminal 2.0 so good.
Jun 13th
A Softer World: 444
Jun 12th
malty: Session Lager Last night Pauline and I went to...
Jun 12th
Warch Watch
Drew Danburry - Lynette I Love You
Jun 12th
hanging out with the cool kids.  I like this feature, I find...
Jun 12th
Listen Listen
The Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow
Jun 12th
Listen Listen
Let Your Love Flow - Petra Haden This is from the new Prius commercial, I love it!
Jun 12th
Warch Watch
new favorite song.  this will be playing when I blow the candles out on my birthday cake!!!!
Jun 12th
sabastooge: (via pixdaus.com) spoiler alert totally...
Jun 12th

2 1/2 hour shift?!

It’s so ridiculous.  We’re doing samples today at Panera so I have to drive up there for...
Jun 11th

I just lost the game.

juliaheffernan: did you?
Jun 11th

Just an FYI, It is not Friday.

poortaste: Took me a little while to realize that this morning. Same here.
Jun 11th

Jimmy Fallon

laydownyourburdens: Ok, your show tonight was tolerable. John Krazinski? Win. Xbox 360 Project...
Jun 11th
joshuawolf: bakeurfaceoff: GPOYW: bloated at work! cute!...
Jun 11th
jermbob: “With a rebel yell she cried more, more, more!” — Billy Idol, from Rebel Yell, One of...
Jun 10th
GPOYW: bloated at work!
Jun 10th

Most likely no one will know what I'm...

but if you do, I love you! (this might be TMI for some dudes) (omg, so I just searched for what...
Jun 10th

hey artsy/crafty kids out there

say I want to do a mixed media art piece which involved flowers; say I wanted to perserve said...
Jun 10th
(via smut-to-go)
Jun 10th
(via joshuawolf) “At first I was angry you had fallen...
Jun 10th
“the earth laughs in flowers.”
— e.e. cummings (via smut-to-go)
Jun 10th
Warch Watch
cameronchristopher:boredintheburbs: This parkour video of Damien Walters is amazing. 1:19 blew my...
Jun 10th

::Throws a middle finger up in the air::

I don’t think i can convey how much pain i’m in right now. My cramps keep getting worse....
Jun 10th

flickr

sometimes I look at other people’s photostreams and I think to myself, “do they only...
Jun 10th
carolinemartin: Just watched the last episode of Pushing...
Jun 10th
(via smut-to-go) I love this photo!
Jun 10th
foodwhore: Homemade Pizza Sauce saving this for myself so I...
Jun 10th
jermbob: (Via/insomniapit:funeralface) Pure Joy. oh...
Jun 10th

I caved.

cameronchristopher: The a/c is in, and it’s never felt so nice to be naked in my room. hahah, i...
Jun 10th
Sitting in traffic for half an hour+ !
Jun 9th
Making of Toyota Prius "Harmony" TV...
Jun 9th

Just one of the many reasons I miss and...

one time we decided to relive our childhood, so we built a sheet fort to watch Flight of the...
Jun 8th
Warch Watch
mattedits: Conan O’Brien In The Year 3,000 Thank god this happened. Too funny.
Jun 8th
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joshuawolf: in the true spirit of heather, mat and i loving matt & kim, i present BEST MUSIC...
Jun 8th
how could you not love these dudes.
Jun 8th
Listen Listen
joshuawolf: Matt & Kim - Good Ol’ Fashion Nightmare je suis toujours un cauchemar ambulant. ...
Jun 8th
Warch Watch
carolinemartin: I love this.
Jun 8th
Dear people who work at CV, Who came up with this?! ...
Jun 8th
poortaste: It’s 420 somewhere… Some buddies under an LED...
Jun 8th

man down.

Jun 8th

Almost positive my mom totally hates me...

I’m freaking out because the check from my dad hasn’t gotten here yet, and even if it...
Jun 8th
amandalynferri: (via winehouseinpictures) Even Amy needs...
Jun 8th
hannahmaimai:anjalouise: via fashiontribes.typepad.com
Jun 8th
iamtherog: Stream So Many Dynamos’ The Loud Wars this...
Jun 8th
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azizisbored: Bobb’e J. Thompson - Bro Mitzvah What the fuck. How did I just now find this. Bobb’e...
Jun 8th
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Away We Go I wish I didn’t work on the 12th and then have a party to go to right after.  This...
Jun 8th
joshuawolf: OMG FAKE PROM you really need to visit!!
Jun 8th
dreamame: the most candid photo ever taken of me! ...
Jun 8th
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sincerelyandy: Joe Jonas- Single Ladies The things people will do to sell albums. So sad. I...
Jun 7th
sincerelyandy: (via shadowami) amandajean!!!
Jun 7th

i forgot...

how much i love making juice/tea into ice cubes!
Jun 7th
just finished watching this movie.  It was good, yet again I...
Jun 7th
currently watching, and crying.  it made me want to have a...
Jun 6th
matthewgruman: Altoid Tin Mini Toolboxes, (via) this is...
Jun 6th
Listen Listen
The Blow - “The Moon is There, I am Here” I’ve wanted to make a construction...
Jun 6th
Warch Watch
suitep: ‘My Parachute Won’t Open’. The laughter. It hurts. (I think he wrote the words to this...
Jun 6th
so I’m anti-twitter (for myself, not as an actual site), because I wouldn’t post that...
Jun 6th
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dalasverdugo: nickdouglas: Sorry I’m Late Great job.
Jun 6th
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jakelodwick: scrapbookmonstar: Reggie Watts on Good News Week Part 1 of Reggie Watts doing a...
Jun 6th
Warch Watch
New ABC promo that has Charlie from Lost in it!!!
Jun 6th
Warch Watch
This looks like it could be interesting.
Jun 6th

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME

THAT PUSHING DAISIES IS NEW AND ON FOR THREE WEEKS?!!!!
Jun 6th
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PYT.  This came on at work tonight and I sang and danced a bit.  Nothing like some MJ to brighten...
Jun 6th
(via smut-to-go) I want to do this.
Jun 6th

BROOKLYN!

(via awesome-everyday) Never fear, Brooklyn is here! (this is what popped into my head when I saw...
Jun 5th

random fact about me # 2457

Anytime I don’t get a reply, be it email, phone, text, whatever; I worry the person hates me,...
Jun 5th
so this happened on photololz.
Jun 5th
hannahmaimai: Smile Friday taken by my little sister with...
Jun 5th
joshuawolf: long you’s so fly, pleaswe gome to my...
Jun 5th

so drunk.

feeling good.
Jun 5th
A Softer World: 443
Jun 5th

HEALTHER E DR BRODSKY

hahah, my mom just booked a flight for me and this is what my name appeared as.  have to make a call...
Jun 4th
mynylife: Now that the warm weather is here, I am seeing...
Jun 4th
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wreckandsalvage: A producer friend sent me this link, of Conan’s opening bit he ran on the first...
Jun 4th
duplo: New wall decor. Ryan Berkley I like them a lot! ...
Jun 4th
'Kung Fu' actor David Carradine found hung in...
Jun 4th
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annamarie: omg the cgi wolves are going to be terrible. This is the first time in my life I ever...
Jun 4th

Measure twice, cut once

malty: Cutting my jeans into shorts tonight. It’s a very scary process. i cut them longer then...
Jun 4th
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hayekd: karenabad: Dan gives us a tour of what happens to your videos when you upload to vimeo....
Jun 3rd

another bright spot

Once I get a job at TJs I can walk or ride a bike to work everyday, which means I’ll be saving...
Jun 3rd
(via poortaste) funny cause it’s true.
Jun 3rd
(via smut-to-go) <3…
Jun 3rd
malty: Go to the Alley Way and get a Guinness Ice Cream...
Jun 3rd
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karenabad: Official music video for New Buffalo’s “I’ve Got You and You’ve Got Me” remixed by Broken...
Jun 3rd

I'm gaining followers and my tumblarity...

andreasjp: skylerelizabeth: When are they going to get RID of this depressing feature?! see!!...
Jun 3rd
Man i’m tired of life. I’m like sixty dollars short on my rent. I don’t know what...
Jun 3rd
A Softer World: 442
Jun 3rd

dearest vegans (or anyone that knows...

could you please tell me about your favorite cupcake recipe and/or give me tips on baking vegan...
Jun 3rd
I’m in love with Tom Hanks; but I’d settle for Colin!
Jun 3rd
Warch Watch
cameronchristopher: copycats: I Am The Walrus by Jim Carrey originally by The Beatles...
Jun 3rd
Not having enough money to pay rent is a scary thing.  I really hope my mom can loan me some money. ...
Jun 2nd
I really feel like a failure when it comes to making ends meet right now.  Good news is I found out...
Jun 2nd
(via smut-to-go) Oregon Trail anyone?!
Jun 2nd
So my pretty much sister (she’s been best friends with my younger sister since they were like...
Jun 2nd
Black bean soup and colby jack cheese. YUM delicious lunch.
Jun 1st
Hanging out with violet.
Jun 1st

i now work for Abercrombie!

(via andreasjp) congrats dude, I’m glad you found a job!
Jun 1st
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dalasverdugo: The 2009 Portland Heptathlon (via Vimeo) A true test of skill and endurance. this...
Jun 1st
at one point in my life I could somewhat draw, in fact it...
Jun 1st
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azizisbored: 2009 MTV Movie Awards Opening Clip featuring me as 3J I have to say this was the best...
Jun 1st

the perils of alcohol and email

iamtherog: my friend jeremy got to work today and found this email in his inbox: Jeremy, Thank...
Jun 1st
I worked for ten minutes today and got sent home.  Being overly tired/exhausted looks a lot like...
Jun 1st
A Softer World: 441  okay so I don’t think I...
Jun 1st
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joshruben: Before Disney gives us a cease and desist, I want to show you this music video I...
Jun 1st
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caseydonahue: Exclusive first look at the new Twilight movie I got so excited and said, “TEEN...
Jun 1st
I love that when I said I had the best night last night someone I work with said, “so you...
Jun 1st
smut-to-go: most start at hello
Jun 1st
(via smut-to-go) sup dudebabe.
Jun 1st

So, I found myself doing a little...

duplo: Here are some highlights from his fan site, Zach-Quinto.com: Zachary is 6′ 4″ (193 cm). ...
Jun 1st